The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!