The power to fly while masturbating.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to see air

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to be dead

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!