the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to like any show

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!