- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

Power to develop diseases.

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

the immunity of death unless youre about to die

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

The power to have 21/20 vision.

The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

solar powered night-vision

the ability to become black.

Pointless Super Powers