the power to not have a power

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The power to suck your own dick

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the power to vote

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to poke

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Grass eating

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to lick your own elbow

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!