The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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Super-slowness

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to be powerless

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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the power to be able to blow air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!