the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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solar powered night-vision

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!