The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to die at will

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The power to repel women.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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the power to not have a power

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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Lactokinesis

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!