The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to understand women!!

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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Find Waldo

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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Immunity to medication

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!