The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!