The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to have a V8

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The power to waste time reading this.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to watch tv

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!