- Pointless Super Powers

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

The power to be a dick.

The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

The power to see white objects in off white.

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

the ability to constantly have the fever

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!