The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The ability to smell colors.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the power to control urine

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!