the power to instantly die

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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the power of words

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!