the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to eat food.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!