The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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See through invisible people

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The power to be yourself.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to not see ads

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!