The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to to think less

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The ability to fart pee.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to breathe

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!