The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to eat your poop

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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the power to jerk off

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The ability to change races.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!