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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.
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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble
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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends
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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.
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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY
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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!
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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?
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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them
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The power to read your own mind.
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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.
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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.
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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..
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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.
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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.
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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.
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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether
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The power to change your emotions
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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.
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Ability to shit nuclear waste
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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month
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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)
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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.
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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...
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The power to read your own mind!
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!