The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power of making your tits smaller

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Lactokinesis

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to breathe

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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Stop clapping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!