The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

The power to read your own mind!

The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

the power to fart every time you blink

The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to make a pint a gallon

the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

The power to see air

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

The ability to hear fish.

The power to bleed

The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!