the power to be wrong

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to be yourself.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!