the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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to make asians smart

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the power to vote

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to become a carrot.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!