The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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To pee standing up.

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the power to herd cats

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to plank

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!