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The ability to crap, but only while being watched
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The power to make anything into toilet paper.
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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.
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The power to smell poop
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The power to fart really smelly :P
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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!
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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.
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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.
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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®
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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.
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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping
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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane
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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.
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to be able to see through doors... only when there open
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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.
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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.
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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair
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Immunity to medication
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The power to die
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The power to thumb up your own comments.
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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.
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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.
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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot
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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!