the power to seduce hats

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The ability to understand women!!

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!