The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power of Acid Tears

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!