- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

The power to live.

The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

The ability to perpetually masturbate.

The power to fly 2mm above the ground

The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The power to be a walrus

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

Pointless Super Powers