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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.
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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®
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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.
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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.
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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane
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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.
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to be able to see through doors... only when there open
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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times
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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.
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The power to die
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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot
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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.
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The power to make other people hold their breath.
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The power to shed hair
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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.
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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before
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The power to die
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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.
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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen
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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's
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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.
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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.
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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph
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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!