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The power to die
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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.
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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph
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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is
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The power to make people work and read ????
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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle
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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.
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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.
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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.
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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.
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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!
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the power to stop writing pointless super powers
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the power to glow in the dark during the day.
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The power to smell farts from miles away
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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back
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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm
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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.
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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.
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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.
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The power to like any show
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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.
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The power to die when touching any form of light
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The power to attract bullets.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!