The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to die

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the ability to type slower.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to shit bricks

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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power to eat through your but

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!