- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

The power to pee poop

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to be a woman

The power to create powers

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to turn into an escalator

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

Liam Brudenell

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

Invisibility when people aren't looking.

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

Power to not have any power.

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

Pointless Super Powers