The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to turn into birdseed

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the power to complete math exercises

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the power to kill yourself

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to kill yourself

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!