The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to see into the present

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!