The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to have a power thats a power

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the powre to spel

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to die early.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!