The power to have a power

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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he power to make mistakes

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to eat food.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to lock open doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!