The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to see forever

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!