- Pointless Super Powers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to do reverse moonwalk

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to control Rollie pollies

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to lick anything except pussy.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

The power to get hard at will.

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

Pointless Super Powers