The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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Tits for a guy.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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Meatvision.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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Taekwondo

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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make youself dumb

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!