The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to fly when you fart

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!