The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to go suicide

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The power to change your emotions

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!