The power to have a power.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to see through air

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to breath at will.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!