The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to eat food.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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Acid pee

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!