The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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Acid pee

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!