the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to see forever

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to speak only one language

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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Super-slowness

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!