The power to change your emotions

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The power to see through windows

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!