Power to develop diseases.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to grow one wing

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!