The power to change your eye color.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to like any show

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!