The power to attract bullets.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to die.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!