The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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the power to be really itchy.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the power to sneeze cum

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the power to be able to blow air

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to create shit

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!