The power to see into the future of the past

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The ability to part...hair.

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!