The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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the power to be powerless

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!