The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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the power to be wrong

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!