- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to like any show

The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

the power to not finish your

The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The ability to teach someone how to blink.

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

Wait this isn't pornhub!?

The power to make other people hold their breath.

The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

how bout the power to shit bricks....

The power to shed hair

To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

Pointless Super Powers