The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to be powerless

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!