The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to pee any color

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!