- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pee and poop at the same time.

The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

the power to be able to blow air

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

Being a freemason

The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

The power to vomit through your anus.

The power to not be funny

The power to be more human than most people.

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power to think salmon.

The power to create shit

The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

The power to blow up when you blink

The power to find spare change in the sofa

the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

Pointless Super Powers