the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!